FRED PATACCHIA

THE LOADED GUN

 

"When in Rome ..."

 

NAME: Fred Patacchia Jr.

HOMELANDS: Haleiwa, Oahu, Hawaii

BORN: December 15, 1981

WEAPONS: Island pistols from Jason Kashiwai & Kerry Tokoro

ALIGNMENT: Right foot forward

FIGHTING STYLE: Moray Eel Flex Fighting
SPECIAL POWERS: Confidence, and "Talking smack"
FEEDS ON: entire menu of North Shore eatery Lei Lei's
STRENGTHS: Unbeaten tube shoot-out record
WEAKNESS: -
ALLIES: "All the boys back in Hawaii"
NEMESIS: Salt. "At home the salt mist in the air kills my 22inch blades. I guess that's the price you pay when you live in Hawaii"
MOTIVATION: "Winning. Money."
MOST VALUED POSSESSION: "My Bed, when you travel a lot you miss the little things like the comfort of your own bed."
HUNTING GROUND: "Pipeline"
PERFORMS BEST WHEN: "It's big and barrelling"
HAPPIEST WHEN: "Surfing with my Dad - don't get to do it very often"
Also ... "Golfing, Fucking, Sleeping"
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: "Consistently beating Sean Moody and Joel Centeio at golf, I'm calling out names biiiiotch."
YOU NEVER KNEW THIS ABOUT ME: "I read a lot of 'For Idiots' or 'For Dummies' books. Right now I'm reading 'Jesus For Idiots'."

PARTNER: "I'm not gay"

PET: "'Java' she's a Pit bull, she lives with 'Tag', my sister's pit bull"
INSPIRATION: "Tom Carroll & Sunny Garcia; My Dad & Tiger Woods"

TREASURE ROOM:
Victor: Xcel Pro, Pipeline, Hawaii. X 2
Runner-up: Billabong Pro, Teahupoo, Tahiti.
Semi-finals: Globe Pro, Tavarua, Fiji.